The mathematics of Nigeria, pls help solve it. Lol.

A friend sent this to me and it's so funny, I had to share it.


SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE

1. What is the name of the first igbo boy that opened a shop at Alaba international market?
a, Don Jazzy b, Anyim Pius Anyim c, Gov. Peter Obi.

2. Who addressed herself as a widow while her husband is still alive?
a, Dame Patience b, Turai c, Stella 3.

3. Who strike pass?
a, BH boys b, Thunder c, ASUU d, Dame Patience


 4. You can sharpen a cutlass on Banky W's head.
a,True b, False c, I don't know

 5. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you power-on a Nokia phone?
a, Charly Boy and Denrele b, Ryan Giggs and John Terry c, OBJ and IBB

 6.If the past tense of take is took, the past tense of make is...
a, Mook b, Maked c, Maken

7. I have a dream is to Luther King as i have no shoes is to...
a, GEJ b, IBB c, OBJ .

8. What is the plural form of GARRI?
a, Garris b, Garried c, Garrium

 9. If Adekunle Chukwu Ciroma "finally" passes WASSSCE, will he write JAMB next year?
a, No b, Yes c, He will opt for NURTW

10. Which university has the highest number of babes that travel to Dubai for 2weeks and return with British accent?
a, Unical b, Maulag c, Uniabj d, Uniport

 SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt all questions.
 1a. Differentiate between "Do or Die" and "If i don't win the next election, there will be blood shed".

 1b. If it took GEJ 50 years to trek to Aso rock without shoes, how long would it have taken if he wore "TOMS"?

 2a. Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter of Don Jazzy's head (take pie= 3.14) 2b.

If your X-boyfriend or X-girlfriend wins #100Million naira in the Etisalat 9jillions Promo two days after you broke up! FIND X! Repeat! Find X!

 3a. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?

 3b. what are the surnames of the three statues that welcome you to Lagos ?

 4. What is the difference between copy-copy and giraffing